May 2012
Watchlexrhymes-withsex:
unicornsncocaine:
theecoldestworld:
There are 3 things:
#1 : I am crying laughing.
#2 : I actually began to nod my head. smh
#3 : This is unacceptable hoodrat behavior
lmao . them girls are ratchetttttt . but after watchin this , I got ” dick her down , woo woo ” stuck in my head lmao .
omg lmaoooo
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
That’s fucking gross, Cosmo
(via brazenbitch)
Don’t put things that are sugary into your vagina, it could disrupt the delicate pH balance and cause the bacteria to become more present lot less present causing problems like yeast...
“I think that one of the greatest mistakes America made was to allow women the...”
– Fox News guest laments ‘mistake’ of letting women vote | The Raw Story (via thecallus)
Holy fucking shit. Fox News wants Civil War 2012 at this point. (via shelfish)
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